6/1/2023 0 Comments Theo you netflix![]() Marienne ( Tati Gabrielle) is the librarian. Is now a good time to tell you that Joe is obsessed with Marienne? Problem solved! I can’t imagine any problems from here on out! So Joe and Love stage a scene in which Gil is having an affair with Natalie, kills her, and then kills himself. In the time it takes them to do some tracks covering and other important flirtations (Joe with Marienne the librarian, Love with Theo the cute teen), Gil hangs himself. Natalie is still missing meanwhile, Gil is alive in the aquarium, causing Joe and Love a lot of problems. Okay, so technically, this wasn’t a “murder,” but … And anyway, it’s not like he died or anything. Yes, she was trying not to do blunt-force traumas anymore, but she slipped! Relapse is part of recovery. Upon realizing that this man’s anti-vaxx idiocy sent her son to the hospital, Love knocks him out with a rolling pin and shoves him into the human aquarium. Unfortunately, this mingling exposes their child to Gil’s unvaccinated spawn, who gives Henry the measles. They also attempt to bond with the neighbors they haven’t killed. ![]() Joe and Love try to work things out by (1) hiding Natalie’s body together and (2) going to couples therapy. As I always say: All great relationships are built on a foundation of suspicion, distrust, and fear. She and Joe reconstruct their human aquarium in the basement, and unbeknownst to each other, they both hide a key inside. In related news, Love signs the three-year lease for the bakery. Natalie was trying to do a nice, normal thing (show Love a space to use as a bakery) little did she know our girl has a bad habit (inflicting blunt-force trauma in moments of passion). He’s working on it, okay? Love figures out that Joe is into Natalie, which means … Joe mostly manages to keep his creepdom in check (he and Natalie have wine but not sex), but he does steal a pair of her underwear. When the season begins, she’s the “you” of You. She is the wife of a very powerful, rich tech guy, Matt, who has surveillance cameras basically everywhere, and the stepmom of a hot teen named Theo (Dylan Arnold). They are both trying to turn over some new leaves: Joe isn’t going to get obsessed with anyone, and Love isn’t going to do any murders. But he is committed to making it work with the only woman, IMO, who will ever really understand him because she too has committed several homicides, and he doesn’t think he can abandon Henry. Joe hates everything about this because he did not want a boy for a child (boys are evil, damaged garbage people) he wanted a girl (girls are holy, purehearted sparkle-angels). Joe and Love ( Victoria Pedretti) have moved from Los Angeles to Madre Linda, California, a supposedly soulless suburb where their child, Henry, can theoretically one day attend great public schools and be close to his grandma Dottie (Saffron Burrows), who goes by “Glamma” and is a little bit sloshed all of the time.
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